Erotic romance writer Chloe Thurlow

Erotic romance and erotica: Because it's fun being a girl.

Bi-Desires & What the Canaries Saw – Guest Blog by Bliss Lost

Some months ago, I became a member of a website where gay/bisexual men meet. Through this experience, I have come empathise with the plight of women who date men online and are obliged to bare their souls. By and large, it would seem men of all sexual orientations are full of shit. Although a few genuine guys checked my profile, I never allowed it to come to anything because I

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Why High Heels Make A Girl Feel Erotic

High heels don’t only make you feel tall, chic and shapely. High heels make you feel erotic. High heels tap out a drumbeat that whispers sex, sex, sex. I girl in high heels is a girl who wants to be looked at, admired, appreciated. High heels stretch your legs, they trace a faint curve in your spine and add a confident depth and thrust to your breasts. Stilettos, like a

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Writing a Novel is Like a Terrible Illness

Writing a novel is like having a terrible illness. Every time you feel as if you are recovering, you have to start a new chapter, get over the setbacks endured by your heroine (you feel her pain) and set her up for more suffering. Conflict is the oil of fiction and in a romance, someone always needs a cuddle. Publishing a novel is often likened to having a baby. It

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Katie in Love – review by Paul Green

Years ago, when I was working in a second-hand book shop, a woman came in seeking a novel. Title? Publisher? Author? She couldn’t remember. ‘It’s all about a man and a woman. They fall in love!’ she announced, indignantly, when I professed bewilderment. I was about to suggest that we began with the Troubadors and proceeded to Anais Nin by way of D.H Lawrence, but by then she’d stomped out,

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Blind Date From Hell

A blind date is like jumping out of a window when your house is on fire not knowing if you are going to crack your skull on the garden path. The moment you meet on a blind date, the reason why you are there flies out of your head. You feel tense, a bit stupid, and it’s hard to focus on this stranger with his unknown desires and expectations. A

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Words are Never at a Loss for Words

Words love me best when I leave them alone, when I stop poking and prodding and allow them to arrange themselves. Words have a taste, sweet but subtle, like dark chocolate; the scent of old bookshops; a flamenco rhythm; the feeling of the rain on your face on sunny days. Words are cruel and spiteful sometimes, wise and loving at others. Words know that there is always the right word

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An Orgasm a Day For A Longer Life

An orgasm a day will help you live longer. Regular sex with plenty of orgasms is healthy, provides pain relief, aids weight loss, relieves stress, feels fantastic and makes you look younger. People take sex far too seriously. It’s only sex. Do you love chocolate? I know I do. Eat it. Enjoy it. Sex makes your heart beat faster and, according to one study, burns away five calories a minute. Do the

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Professional Authors on Starvation Wages

My new novel Katie in Love came out on 21 March and has reached in four weeks more than 70, mainly 5-star reviews at Amazon.com, with proportionately similar results in the UK, Canada and Australia. Katie in Love is my 6th novel, the first indie-published. It took 13 months to write. I worried and fussed over ever sentence. I used a professional to design what is considered a rather beautiful,

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First Anal Penetration – Steven Josephs Guest Blog

Like so many of my sexual adventures, my first anal penetration by anything other than a tentative finger, happened on the initiative of someone else. Whilst enjoying my favourite post ejaculation recovery one day, being stroked gently by a woman half my age, she asked me if I fancied taking a strap-­on. Yes, just like that. She can be quite direct. I have learned that when a beautiful, intelligent woman

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Why Men Like To Watch Girls Peeing

Girls peeing is more fascinating to men than men peeing interests women, except with that splash of envy we feel when, caught short on the way home, he whips it out to spray the nearest wall, while you have to squat down, lower your knickers and wet your new Monolo Blahniks. Men are obsessed with breasts, they suckle on them as babies, and the allure of bottoms entices their horny hands

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Katie in Love – review by India Reid

Opening up Chloe Thurlow’s Katie in Love is a lot like slipping into the perfect bath after a long, hard day. It’s the perfect temperature, warm enough to make you sweat. The water is the most gorgeous shade of lavender– no, not lavender, but instead Katie’s signature pink. There are rose petals floating in the water, candles lit all around; the air is deliciously humid, floral with hints of something

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Pegging & the Decline of Casual Sex

For couples losing the oo la la in their sex life, pegging is making its way out of the all-girl world of strap-ons and entering the hetero mainstream. What’s Pegging? It requires girls to buckle up into a harness with a dildo and show their male partner what it feels like to reverse roles – something gay men will often understand, but to straight men is one of the unsolved mysteries of

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Caravaggio Stole My Heart & Led Me To The Abyss

Caravaggio was a drunkard, brawler, probably a murderer, definitely that rare thing: a genius. And he stole my heart. Caravaggio opened my head to new ideas and haunted my dreams after a school trip to The Louvre in Paris when I was fifteen. All the girls had rushed like moths to the Mona Lisa flame, but I was transfixed by Caravaggio. I bought a postcard of his painting The Crowning

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Blowjobs Golden Rule – Swallow Don’t Spit

Blowjobs are empowering. When you are down on your knees with a warm cock in your mouth, you have the power over pleasure and pain. Great blowjobs are life-affirming, uniquely human, a biblical investment: the more you give the more you get. When more than 1000 girls answered the Ask Reddit survey: What do you think about when you are giving blowjobs? I was saddened to learn that the majority

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Characters Create You – You Don’t Create Your Characters

Characters watch your every move. They know your every mood. They are voyeurs, secretive and cunning. The moment you start to write a story, the characters take control. While you sleep at night, they are plotting; planning. As they grow and change, they change your manuscript. When a story drops, sometimes unwanted, into the writer’s head, the characters come to life, shadows that instantly take form. Characters are foggy mirror

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Katie in Love – First Night With The Stranger

Katie in Love – Excerpt 2 The stranger kissed my breasts in turn, taking my nipples into his mouth and biting down just hard enough to make them pop out, eager for more. At the same time his quick fingers found the zip on my kilt and the tartan fabric fell about my toes. He rolled down my tights and I hopped from foot to foot as he expertly rid me

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Katie in Love

Katie in Love is OUT TODAY as an eBook and available as a beautiful, matt-finish 9×6 PAPERBACK. If you like my blog posts, you will LOVE my novel. The excerpt below comes from the opening chapter. Please click on the links and get your copy TODAY xx Chloe Katie in Love – 1 If you add the shadow of death to a moment of passion you are in that instant free

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How Do You Know if You Are Falling in Love?

Falling in love is like standing in the middle of a burning bridge. Which way do you run? Back into the smoky ruins of the past? Or forward into the heat and passion of the unknown? Love grabs your heart in a clenched fist. It’s hard to breathe. When you are falling in love, you are afraid of falling out of love. If you are in love, you are petrified

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Giving Lip – Tips For The Best 69er

Giving lip creates a seamless fusion, the 6 and 9 of two coiled bodies in mutual pleasure the perfect mathematical equation. Einstein’s calculation E = mc2 shows that matter and energy are not separate but different forms of the same thing, that energy (heat, movement, motion) can be converted into mass, the disparity reducing the faster you go. Doesn’t giving lip prove the same thing? Einstein’s theory also explains why you

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Orpheus and Eurydice – A Story of Undying Love

The secret of a great love story is that the lovers are drawn together like magnets, then torn apart by circumstances. Or, as the Greeks would say: Fate. Orpheus and Eurydice were meant for each other, but they had to go through Hell to be together. Orpheus was a musician and poet, a sort of Jim Morrison of the ancient world. When he played the lyre, birds stopped singing in

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