Romance writer Chloe Thurlow

Literary romance

Tasting Semen is the Taste of Life Unique & Unforgettable

Tasting semen for the first time is like eating fruit from an unknown planet. It is the cocktail of love, the essence of passion, your initiation into the mystery of fellatio. My first time tasting semen overwhelmed me like a revelation. The back of my throat felt as if it had been splashed with snake oil, weird, lingering, unfathomable; not unpleasant. I swallowed it down like a drug I knew,

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Home Porn – Addictive, Easy to Make, on the Web FOREVER

Home porn puts gas in the empty tank of a faltering relationship and gives couples a new lease of sexual life. It’s fun, too. Home porn is easy to make. In fact it’s never been easier to shoot, light and edit your own erotic movie and show it life-size on the bedroom wall while you re-enact every kiss, lick, suck and manoeuvre. Like shadows. Or avatars. Or twins separated in some fantastical myth.

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Unquenchable Lust is the Gift that Girls Bring to Life

Unquenchable lust. Those two words went through my mind as he took a grip on the heavy flesh of my lower lip and pinched down until my lip must have been as red as a rose in full bloom. He pulled me closer, a hand on the small of my back, and transferred my stinging lip into his mouth, biting down gently and sending quivers through my entire body. He ran

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Orgy – One Way To Find Out Who You Really Are

Orgy is such a gorgeous word it’s like a mantra and sometimes I find myself saying it over and over again as I walk down the street – orgy, orgy, orgy. People look at me as if I am really sad (or entirely mad) but we all have an orgy fantasy and mumbling my mantra probably does a lot more good than harm – it reminds people of their subliminal

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Summer Sex Ways To Lose Weight and Look Younger

Summer sex is easy and slow, drenched in warm sweat and the scent of hot bodies. Summer sex burns calories, you sleep better and wake up feeling years younger. Sex at any time is great, but summer sex with open windows and starry skies gets you in touch with your cave girl instincts. Go to the beach, swim naked and howl at the moon on all fours to the drumbeat

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Love Bends and Curves Like Space and Time

Years ago, when I was working in a second-hand book shop, a woman came in seeking a novel. Title? Publisher? Author? She couldn’t remember. ‘It’s all about a man and a woman. They fall in love!’ she announced, indignantly, when I professed bewilderment. I was about to suggest that we began with the Troubadors and proceeded to Anais Nin by way of D.H Lawrence, but by then she’d stomped out,

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Erotic Quotient – How To Measure Sexual Pleasure

Erotic quotient measures the immeasurable, defines the indefinable, quantifies and calculates pleasure. Erotic quotient is the sum total of foreplay, orgasm and afterplay, an isosceles triangle with orgasm at the peak. Sex without orgasm is like decaffeinated coffee or warm champagne, an aberration, the denial of life’s essence. The first time you have sex sets the metric of your personal erotic quotient for the rest of you life. In my

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Eton Wall Game, Brexit and Confusion by Design

The Eton Wall Game is only played at Eton, the poshest school in the world. It has rules only Etonians can follow and is laced with words like ‘bully’, ‘furk’ and ‘calx’, which only Etonians understand. The purported purpose of the Eton Wall Game is to score a ‘shy’ by running a ball up a curved brick wall built in 1717. Once a ‘shy’ has been achieved, players can attempt

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First Orgasm, Being Spanked and Being A Girl

First Orgasm! It was something I had become obsessed about and didn’t think was ever going to happen and it probably wouldn’t have done if it wasn’t for my sister – at least, not in the way I expected.  Should I love her for it, or carry on hating her? I am not sure. But I could have killed her when I put my name down for a summer job at

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Making Love Is Not Love But It May Be The Beginning of Love

Making love requires no thought. You move as the fronds of a palm tree move in the breeze. It is all instinct. All wonder. After making love there is nothing like making love, slowly, idly, like walking without a destination, or swimming in a warm sea. Making love defies explanation or exposition, description or clarification. Making love is one of those rare human exchanges in which the more you give,

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Blowjobs Feel Great and Make a Woman Feel Alive

Blowjobs feel great and made her feel totally wanton and totally alive. She wasn’t sure why.  It was a gut feeling, a desire born in her genes and it been with her as long as she could recall. Blowjobs feel great. And they made her feel great. It was like time had stopped and all life was concentrated in that frozen moment. When she was giving a guy a blowjob it felt

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Do Robots Dream of Electric Girls? Do Girls Dream of Robots?

Robots dream in algorithms and electronic pulses and I dream of robots with George Clooney masks and an energy to match my own. Robots are made of wires and rubber, circuit boards and sensors, mainframe brains and erotic dreams. I am made of words. Cut me and I bleed sentences. When you read me, I speak to your soul. I feel a connection to robots, a bond, a yearning. I

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Masks Reveal the Dark Glass Mirroring Your Soul

Masks reveal. They don’t conceal. Masks reveal your cravings, your passion, your deepest most secret desires. The mask in which you choose to disguise yourself uncovers who you subconsciously are or want to be. Masks reveal in the eyes the face that lies hidden as if the mask is a dark glass mirroring your soul. In a mask we are faceless and classless, ageless and anonymous. Masks reveal the primal

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Paraprosdokians That Will Make You Laugh Your Head Off

Paraprosdokians – from the Greek and meaning expectation – are figures of speech in which the second part of the phrase or sentence is unexpected in a way that causes surprise, shock, even anti-climax. Paraprosdokians are a favourite tool of comedians and satirists who use them to create double meanings and double-entendre that often form a syllepsis – the use of a word or expression to perform two syntactic functions,

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Intelligent Erotica in Coming of Age Masterpiece

First let me say that Katie In Love is romantic erotica at its best. It is intelligent erotica. The sexual passages are the best I’ve ever read. Thurlow’s writing style is unique and very visual. The sexual scenes will play like movies in your imagination. And the best part is that you can play either part. You can be either Katie or Tom. Their pleasures are presented equally. They will

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Becoming a Prostitute Has Never Been Easier

Becoming a prostitute is a mind set, a cultural shift where girls no longer see any reason to feel ashamed, contrite or degraded. Gone are the analogue days of standing on street corners in a short skirt that shows your knickers, or pasting cards in smelly phone boxes. In the digital age, becoming a prostitute is practically the fashion. Finding new partners is a swipe away, easier than painting your

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Beautiful Girls – What They Do & How To Be One

Beautiful girls have a humbling responsibility. Beautiful girls are not a decoration, arm candy, an object. They are, whether they know it or not, the very essence of our humanity. When our primitive ancestors suffered floods and famine, they offered a human sacrifice to appease the gods. Would the gods have been placated by some broken down guy with bad breath, a bitter old woman? No, they would not. If man

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Casual Sex Rules for the No Strings Attached Generation

Casual sex is like the sun breaking through clouds on a winter’s day, like winning the lottery without buying a ticket. Casual sex makes you feel alive, bohemian, a risk-taker, that person who you always wanted to be. We are the only living creatures to have grown a conscience, to form opinions on what’s right and wrong. Other animals act on instinct and there is nothing more instinctively pleasing than

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Skilled Literary Temptress of Arousing Proportions

Katie in Love  Review by Vanessa Gonzales Female sexuality is an aspect of human development that’s been misunderstood for centuries. Fortunately, there is a growing awareness that empowering women to embrace their sexuality empowers men as well, and the benefits are widespread, especially in the bedroom. Thurlow’s stellar sixth novel, Katie in Love, intuitively embodies this line of thinking. Her characters have depth of desire, making them easily relatable. But

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Cheating Time – Seven Sex Secrets of Staying Young

Cheating time requires time. Every hour time throws at you, you have to throw it back just as hard; harder, in fact, hard enough to send time reeling backwards. Cheating time and staying young in looks, thoughts and deeds is not a matter of luck, of genes (although they help). It is something you have to work on. Staying young only occurs to you when you reach 30. Until then,

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