Why Men Like To Watch Girls Peeing
Girls peeing is more fascinating to men than men peeing interests women, except with that splash of envy we feel when, caught short on the way home, he whips it out to spray the nearest wall, while you have to squat down, lower your knickers and wet your new Monolo Blahniks.
Men are obsessed with breasts, they suckle on them as babies, and the allure of bottoms entices their horny hands as if with some celestial force. The appeal of girls peeing comes from some atavistic kink in the male genome. Like canines marking their territory, girls peeing is feral, primitive, earthy.
Freud described the libido as psychosexual energy: the driving force behind all human behaviour. He suggests that for a child, ‘pleasure is derived’ learning to hold the bladder, ‘but a fixation at this stage can result in a personality that is too rigid.’ Put another way, girls peeing for watching eyes is a release from the rigidity of contemporary society, a tiny rebellion.
If we go back to our cavemen ancestors, girls peeing whenever they wanted and wherever they squatted was normal. That feeling of sliding back into your primordial skin is inborn and curiously sensual. It’s like going naked in public, or peeing in the sea. You are doing what came natural before shame and the fig leaf entered Eden.
Girls Peeing on Jellyfish Stings
I would like to dispel two myths:
- Pee on jellyfish stings does not relieve pain. It makes it worse. The only relief is bathing (without touching) the sting with sea water drawn away from the area where the sting occurred. Then go to the pharmacist for some cream.
- Drinking your own (or anyone else’s) pee is NOT good for you, except on that rare happenstance when you are lost without water in the middle of the desert. Our urinary tract is layered in bacteria and urine is a secondary waste disposal mechanism removing used blood, toxins and dead cells.
Having said that, across the palette of fetishes from girls peeing on their partner or being peed upon, bathing in pee, watching others wet themselves, wetting the bed and sniffing pee-soaked clothing, while drinking each other’s urine does nothing for your health, it is perfectly acceptable if that’s what floats your boat, although I would suggest champagne, or cava, same colour and a better buzz.
In a world in crisis growing tougher for more people and in more complex ways, baby role play (paraphilic infantilism) has been rebranded as: Adult Babies Wearing Diapers (ABWD) with support and contact groups on Facebook and other social platforms.
Baby suckles from a bottle, cries, wets herself (it’s usually girls peeing their diapers) and daddy gets off on cleaning her up. Note: infantalists are not paedophiles but adults with “altered lovemaps, imprinting gone awry and errors in erotic targets,” says Wikipedia.
The Japanese have a predilection for Omorashi – holding your pee until you are ready to burst in order to give pleasure to yourself and for those watching your discomfort. It takes all sorts.
The ever-inventive Brits have created Pussing – girls peeing in public places like pubs or the office, so their partner but no one else can watch, the pleasure being, one assumes, in getting caught out.
Peeing fetishes are called watersports, golden showers and, to get classical, urolagnia, from the Greek ouron, urine, and lagneia, a lovely word meaning lust. Happy peeing…
Got to rush…