Romance writer Chloe Thurlow

Literary romance

Why Regular Blowjobs Fight Depression and You Sleep Better

Regular blowjobs are the crucial ray of sunshine a girl needs to brighten the long cold night of winter. Blowjobs are healthy and life-affirming. And research shows that regular blowjobs fight depression far better than champagne highs and all those little two-tone pills that come in bottles .

Scientists at New York State University compared the sex lives of nearly 300 women and showed that semen contains a mind-altering drug that makes you feel happier, helps you sleep better and is generally good for your health.girls giving head later I am shocked the scientists didn’t already know that. Regular blowjobs have been a regular part of my diet since the summer I left the convent in Kent and was seduced by an older man with a camera. I love the tang, that salty mozzarella with a squeeze of lemon aftertaste that clings to the insides of your teeth until you awake in the morning with sex on your taste buds and a desire for more.

Semen is an anti-toxin health drink with a twist of cortisol, a chemical that increases affection; oxytocin, a mood relish; melatonin, for sweet-dreaming sleep, and the antidepressant serotonin to combat the blues. There’s other good stuff in the stuff as well, but if giving head gives you all that, it would be downright greedy to ask for more.

The study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behaviors, also reported something else I had already become aware of: sex without condoms makes women feel happier than those who use them and those who have taken the pledge and don’t have sex at all. I should add, to be careful with unprotected sex and, if in doubt, give him a BJ.

Regular Blowjobs Lost

I broke up recently with Ramon, my young Spanish lover. It is the regular blowjobs I miss most. We always had sex before going to sleep at night and he always woke with an erection, providing my daily dose of the good stuff before I went off to teach English. As you do in the early days of new love, sometimes when we were in a bar we’d slip off to the loo together to have a quickie up against the wall. This isn’t only sexy, it has a healthy dash of daring and indecency about it. Do your girlfriends notice when you come back to the table? Oh, yes, sure they do. And if they have any sense, they’ll pop off with their lover and do the same. 

One thing the new survey didn’t say and I would like to add this important point for them: regular blowjobs are the elixir of life. Giving head and receiving head isn’t only healthy, it is rejuvenating. The more semen you swallow the younger you feel and the younger you feel the younger you become. As Katie remarks in my novel Katie in Love – “The best way to get over one man is to go down on another.”

So very true. There is nothing more feminine than giving a stranger a blowjob, some guy with his masterpiece jutting from his Levi’s, you balanced on your heels in a dark alley with the fizz of red neon humming in the dank sky. It makes me wet just tapping out the words. Regular blowjobs are life. Everything else is just waiting.

Life and love with Ramon. Read on:

Better Sex With A Younger Man

 

 

5 Discussions on
“Why Regular Blowjobs Fight Depression and You Sleep Better”
  • J’adore jouer avec ma partenaire … J’aime lui procurer du plaisir en douceur ..faire monter la pression ..
    Des carresses au bras des baiser dans le cou
    Glisser mes doigts délicatement dans ta poitrine pour bien masser sentir ton coeur battre pour moi
    Pendant que tu prends du plaisir je viens frotter ma verge bien chaude contre ta founne founne
    Je me met à te lecher ta founne founne en douceur
    Et là je remonte délicatement en faisant des Bisous sur ton ventre pour me rapproché de tes seins
    Que je vais lecher tendrement. ,.. Faire un gros coup de langue bien rapide ..
    Pendant que je glisse un doigt pour caresser ta founne founne … Et Je continue à passer le sein avec mon autre main
    Et là je passe à deux doigt piur bien faire mouille ta founne founne
    Et j’accélère jusqu’à te faire jouir:.. Ensuite je te laisse m’occuper de ma verge bien dur
    Avant que je prenne les choses en main et maintenant mes mains sur sa tete
    Si tu es experte tu me fera jouir bien comme il faut …
    Sinon je vais te prendre en main et je caus te pénétrer bien comme il faut en missionnaire mais les jambes seront sur tes épaules je veux que tu ne puisse pas bouger
    Qu’elle subisse mes coups de verge … Ensuite elle viendra se poser sur moi et je veux qu’elle bouge sur ma verge .. Je veux qu’elle savoure. Chaque ciup de verge
    … Apres je te porterai pour ne pas que tu puisses bouger je te souleve et je te baise bien contre le mur
    Avant de la finir en levrette où je vais bien pénétrer ton cul très serré En te mettant des claques sur tes magnifiques fesses … Voila comment jaime faire l’amour ..

    • Thank you. I have translated just the last stanza for my non-French-speaking readers:

      …After I will carry you so that you can not move
      I lift you and I fuck you well against the wall
      Before the end, doggy style where I will penetrate your ass very tight
      Slapping your beautiful buttocks …
      Here is how to make love ..

  • Wonderful writing, Chloe. The more women who read this the better for us males. I envisage young lovelies approaching me in the supermarket begging to go down on me in the fruit and veg section.

    Father Jon

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