Romance writer Chloe Thurlow

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Fallen Angels Fall With Desires For Excess, Lust and Betrayal

Fallen Angels fall because deep in the psyche of ever girl is an unconscious desire for excess, lust and betrayal. We are taught to be good and dream of being bad. Who are these fallen angels? They are the girl next door, your girlfriend, your little sister. They are me, it goes without saying. And they are you, dear fallen angels, even if you are not aware of it. After

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Macrophilia Men Want Sex With BIG Women

Macrophilia is when LITTLE guys dream of having sex with BIG girls. Giants, in fact. The bigger the better. It’s not just sex they’re after, macrophilia addicts want to feel sheltered inside the domed highways and silky caverns of a large woman. The word macrophilia means ‘lover of large’: macro – big, philia – that thing that drives us and makes us crazy. Personally, I am a cactophile and an

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Katie in Love Nominated for the People’s Book Prize

Hello friends, subscribers, readers and Mother (who secretly reads my blog!) My novel Katie in Love has been nominated for the People’s Book Prize. AMAZING! The news came out of the blue and bowled me off my feet. I had to drink three glasses of champagne to regain my balance.  Now, I need you to vote for me by clicking on the PEOPLE’S BOOK PRIZE. You have to register your email address, but it only takes

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Foot Fetish Hookers Are Making Fortunes on the Nation’s Weary Feet

Foot fetish hookers have found a way to make fortunes and I’m jealous. How do you get into the business? Where do you start? What would mother say? If there are people out there willing to pay good money to massage my feet, I want to hear from them in the comments box – like, yesterday. My interest in the foot fetish phenomenom was sparked by an article in the New York

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Girls on Bicycles Smile as They Remember Their First Orgasm

Girls on bicycles present a picture of both unsullied innocence and deep sexuality. I remember when I was young watching other girls on bicycles and admiring the way their bottoms shifted and danced as they moved up and down, up and down. Did I look the same: stylish and chic, wild and a little wanton? My first sexual experience wasn’t with the gardener, as Mother always suspected, but with the

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The Sense of Love Can Be Found Through All The Five Senses

Making sense of love when love makes no sense needs the five senses working together like a team of archaeologists digging deep into the soul. What is love? I knew the answer once. Then forgot it again. Then I wrote the novel Katie in Love and it all came back to me. When love comes it is overwhelming, a tidal wave washing over your heart. When love leaves your heart

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Running Barefoot is Good for Your Health – and Sexy Too

Girls running barefoot is an image that appeals to the caveman instincts woven through the spirals of our DNA. Like all animals, when the female bolts, the male follows. Of course, running barefoot is not only a question of girls fleeing, but girls enticing the male to give chase. Escaping is fun. Getting caught is divine. Girls running is sexy. I’m not sure why. Girls running barefoot on the sand or

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Interesting Times Are What We Create Not What We Live In

Interesting times R Us. Interesting times are now. When we look back, we often remember events as interesting, even if they were boring at the time. The truth is, we don’t live in interesting times, but come to view them as interesting on reflection. When I was at university, my tutor consistently gave my essays harsh criticism. After the New Year break, he invited me out to dinner at a

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Male Desires and All The Men I Have Slept With

Male desires come in every shape, just like their penises, more shades than the rainbow, more mysterious than you can imagine. More mysterious than you can imagine. Ramon – bless him – would wake with an erection and I gulped down a mouthful of protein before starting my hectic day. At night, after he had come, he would stay hard and fall asleep inside me as he softened. There is

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Why Regular Blowjobs Fight Depression and You Sleep Better

Regular blowjobs are the crucial ray of sunshine a girl needs to brighten the long cold night of winter. Blowjobs are healthy and life-affirming. And research shows that regular blowjobs fight depression far better than champagne highs and all those little two-tone pills that come in bottles . Scientists at New York State University compared the sex lives of nearly 300 women and showed that semen contains a mind-altering drug that

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One Night Only Hits The Spot – Bad Girls Do It Well

One night only. It’s a phrase the girls threw out nonchalantly when I was at school and it now sounds so dated. That’s why I love it. Going with someone for one night only is a teenage thing – at least it was when I was a teen, and reviving it makes you feel young again. I needed it. I broke up with Ramon, my beautiful younger man. It was inevitable. All

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Eight Small European Towns Perfect for a Romantic Getaway

For a romantic getaway, European cities may be beautiful, but European towns are even more charming. Some of them offer a harmonious mix of architecture and natural landscapes while others impress you with their old castles and spirit of history and romance. If you’ve visited most of the major European destinations, you will be charmed by those small hidden places off the beaten track. Here is a list of small towns in Europe prepared by

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Sex Addict Cure Will Never Be Found – and who wants to?

Sex addict. I said this to myself as I gazed into the mirror. Then I said it again. Sex addict. It is a dependence I have tried to fight – not always that hard – since I was eighteen and stripped naked for a photographer three times my age and had my first orgasm with long shadows chasing across the room and a movie camera filming the event. I was

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Tasting Semen is the Taste of Life Unique & Unforgettable

Tasting semen for the first time is like eating fruit from an unknown planet. It is the cocktail of love, the essence of passion, your initiation into the mystery of fellatio. My first time tasting semen overwhelmed me like a revelation. The back of my throat felt as if it had been splashed with snake oil, weird, lingering, unfathomable; not unpleasant. I swallowed it down like a drug I knew,

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Home Porn – Addictive, Easy to Make, on the Web FOREVER

Home porn puts gas in the empty tank of a faltering relationship and gives couples a new lease of sexual life. It’s fun, too. Home porn is easy to make. In fact it’s never been easier to shoot, light and edit your own erotic movie and show it life-size on the bedroom wall while you re-enact every kiss, lick, suck and manoeuvre. Like shadows. Or avatars. Or twins separated in some fantastical myth.

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Orgy – One Way To Find Out Who You Really Are

Orgy is such a gorgeous word it’s like a mantra and sometimes I find myself saying it over and over again as I walk down the street – orgy, orgy, orgy. People look at me as if I am really sad (or entirely mad) but we all have an orgy fantasy and mumbling my mantra probably does a lot more good than harm – it reminds people of their subliminal

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Summer Sex Ways To Lose Weight and Look Younger

Summer sex is easy and slow, drenched in warm sweat and the scent of hot bodies. Summer sex burns calories, you sleep better and wake up feeling years younger. Sex at any time is great, but summer sex with open windows and starry skies gets you in touch with your cave girl instincts. Go to the beach, swim naked and howl at the moon on all fours to the drumbeat

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Erotic Quotient – How To Measure Sexual Pleasure

Erotic quotient measures the immeasurable, defines the indefinable, quantifies and calculates pleasure. Erotic quotient is the sum total of foreplay, orgasm and afterplay, an isosceles triangle with orgasm at the peak. Sex without orgasm is like decaffeinated coffee or warm champagne, an aberration, the denial of life’s essence. The first time you have sex sets the metric of your personal erotic quotient for the rest of you life. In my

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Eton Wall Game, Brexit and Confusion by Design

The Eton Wall Game is only played at Eton, the poshest school in the world. It has rules only Etonians can follow and is laced with words like ‘bully’, ‘furk’ and ‘calx’, which only Etonians understand. The purported purpose of the Eton Wall Game is to score a ‘shy’ by running a ball up a curved brick wall built in 1717. Once a ‘shy’ has been achieved, players can attempt

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Making Love Is Not Love But It May Be The Beginning of Love

Making love requires no thought. You move as the fronds of a palm tree move in the breeze. It is all instinct. All wonder. After making love there is nothing like making love, slowly, idly, like walking without a destination, or swimming in a warm sea. Making love defies explanation or exposition, description or clarification. Making love is one of those rare human exchanges in which the more you give,

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